Teacher Says I'm Special...

This entry was posted on 3/13/2007 12:07 PM and is filed under uncategorized.

So after a looooooong weekend which included a trip to Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut and a fish sandwich late-night from Mickey D's...

I hit Savage Henry up for a cool 2 hours when I got back from the roadtrip at 5:30 in the morning.

If you ever told me I would be capable of doing something like that (even two months ago) I probably would have laughed in your face.

I've picked up my training this week as we are getting closer to doomsday.  I'm trying to put in 4 hours of exercise each day this week.  Next week I'll bump it up to 5.  The week after up to 6 and then I'll begin to train down... which includes a couch and a remote control.

Yesterday I hit the bike for an hour and half when I woke up before I went off to do whatever it is that I do.  I took a long lunch and went to a private session of spicy hhhhhhhhhot yoga.

This is me mentally preparing for battle (I'm pretty sure I was thinking about one of those circus bears riding around on a bicycle in a Chinese Zoo because there's NO WAY I would ever smile at the thought of exercise)...




My instructor is a licensed psychopath.  She has no fear.  Despite her feeble size in comparison to me... she insists on belittling me and pushing me past my comfort zones.  Pure evil incarnate I say.  But in all seriousness, it and she kicks my ass and I love it.

I'm not sure what the official name is for a yoga instructor so I shall refer to her as Sensei.

I've been doing private lessons so as not to alarm the villagers when I work out.  I'm beginning to see a direct correlation between yoga and male modeling (both of which I have extensive experience with).

Sensei says this is my best pose...



...I'd have to agree.  I don't think you fully comprehend the effort that goes into "playing dead".

I find that after I do yoga for 90 minutes inside a giant oven my thoughts tend to shifts towards chasing butterflies in a field of daisies rather than self-loathing and destruction.

Here are some other frightening poses from my showcase posedown...






I got tricked into doing the one above.  Apparently you don't really need "a little help" from your "friends".  Whatever, it's not all gold.

So after my date with Satan, I went back to the welcoming arms of Savage Henry and rode for another hour.

Total for the day: 4 hours

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• 3/13/2007 1:06 PM 4D Fizzle wrote:
  looking very noticably trim in the pic, might i suggest a pose in the near future of you doing the superman with webster surfing on ur back with a knife in his mouth like a pirate, just throwing it out there, want to keep the people happy.
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• 3/13/2007 1:39 PM Gretchen Slovaki wrote:
  WOW! How much do you weigh now. You look really good.
  
  I'd do ya!
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  1. 3/13/2007 2:53 PM COUPLE O' 4'S, COUPLE O' SCORES wrote:
     GIDDY UP
     
     WHAT A SLUT
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• 3/13/2007 3:37 PM Lipp wrote:
  me too Gretch, me too...
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• 3/13/2007 5:39 PM bethsheba wrote:
  count me in! I can hold the video camera
  
  Bear, I am very impressed with your triangle pose. I wish you were in my yoga class.
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• 3/13/2007 7:05 PM Tane wrote:
  You look great! Keep up the sometimes impossible WORK!
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• 3/13/2007 9:57 PM Mrs. R wrote:
  You certainly are special. I've always known that. Your videos remind me of a certain commercial you made a few years ago. Do you remember the weight-gain techniques you advertised? If nothing else, your humor will carry you through this. You are an inspiration to most of us who are watching you. That is, all except those who envy you for not qualifying for the marathon. As far as I'm concerned, you qualified 438+ times.
  I'm also considering showing you off to some of my current students at NAHS.
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• 3/14/2007 1:20 PM Patricia wrote:
  Ooooooooooooo! You ARE looking good! The handsome devil in you is slowly emerging. And I am SOOO impressed that you are doing yoga. I hope SO much that you keep this all up even after the marathon and keep this site up(??).
  
  You have probably heard it all before, but changing the mental attitude, and this includes the joking in a negative way makes all the difference. Perhaps change the 'domesday' attitude, etc. Every little aid helps.
  
  I would like to suggest following links. I can attest to the effectiveness of changing mental/emotional attitudes using this easy technique. There is a free manual to download too.
  http://www.emofree.com/ and this one which has a really effective, finetuned 'EFT' technique.
  http://www.eftupdate.com/ If you subscribe to the newsletter you can download the 'Choices' manual - which expands on the basic EFT technique.
  I urge you to have a considertion.
  It will certainly help you in your goals....especially on the marathon day!!!
  
  Will you let us know your weight soon???
  
  Lady in Spain
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• 3/14/2007 3:30 PM Alison wrote:
  you look fantastic!!! i am thinking about taking the day off of work and coming up to cheer you on! (im only a china town bus ride away!) i am so proud of you. Keep it going.
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• 3/15/2007 4:41 PM One of 23,411 wrote:
  Why is "Jacob" lying to everyone about "qualifying and running" the 2007 Boston Marathon? The field of 23,411 runners is now closed, they're not accepting any more applications and there's no "Jacob Seilheimer" on the list. Clearly, he didn't qualify by running another 26.2 mile marathon in the 3 hour, 10 minute time standard for a man his age. He didn't even qualify by raising money in the Boston Marathon Charity Runners program (none of "Jacob's" charities or the company he's using that skims a chunk out of every donation are even part of the Charity Runner program).
  
  If "Jacob" was just seeking attention by trading on obesity cliche's and the Boston Marathon's prestige, he'd be dismissable. But soliciting money for a marathon he has no legitemate way of participating in is really ugly.
  
  There's no harm in checking back with "Jacob" a time or two to see how far he takes this farce. But if you want to donate money, go to the official Boston Marathon website (the Boston Athletic Association) where all of your donation can be made in the name of runners (some of whom have overcome tremendous handicaps that aren't self-inflicted) who'll actually run the race.
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  1. 3/15/2007 7:59 PM Christopher A Duncombe wrote:
     Listen assclown, first off, way to leave your name you cowardly shitbag. You'll have to point out where Jacob claims anywhere to have qualified for the marathon. You are an absolute joke and can't handle the fact someone else bettering themselves in ur elitist universe. i hope u blow out ur knee a few miles in only to have Jacob give u a flying butress on his way by your self righteous ass. Seeing how that probably won't happen, call me a hopeless romantic, but i just hope you die of ghonarhea and rot in hell.
     
     P.S. No one likes you
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• 3/15/2007 5:18 PM Jon wrote:
  Good luck bro. Inspire people to get out and do things in their days....besides sit home and watch the NBC 10 News at 5. .. .. . .-jon
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• 3/15/2007 8:22 PM BL Lippert wrote:
  Yeah, way to leave a blistering remark and then not have the balls to claim it. You're a pussy. I don't think at any point Jacob claimed to have qualified for the marathon and join the ranks of other cowards like yourself. I really don't give a sweet fuck what time you run the marathon in. I guess you're missing the point. He is not trying to beat you!! He is just trying to lose some weight, raise some money, and have some fun along the way. And speaking of "self=inflicted" handicaps you mentioned...I hope you trip and fall around mile marker 5 and the huge stick up your ass impales you and causes uncontrollable bleeding. But the odds on that aren't very likely...probably about as likely as a 400 pound man finishing the marathon right? Go fuck yourself.
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• 4/16/2007 8:23 PM Rick Roberts wrote:
  First you'll notice that I put my name so you can't spew vitriol about that. While I think it's great that JS is trying to better himself and seems to be doing it, he is misguided to have chosen the Boston Marathon do get it done. It would be like me running onto the court and expecting the Celtics to play a little ball with me. People who run Boston EARNED it. Jacob could have accomplished the same thing running a marathon he could have registered for and been a legitimate runner instead of a bandit. If I was race director, I would have him removed from the course. He is essentially stealing from the race organizers and the people who paid to be there.
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