THE COUNTDOWN IS ON...

Please STOP Sending Me Naked Pictures Of Yourself...

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This entry was posted on 2/1/2007 6:33 PM and is filed under uncategorized.



I hit the open road yesterday and went for a pretty good run...

And when I say run, I mean jog...

And when I say jog, I mean walk...

And when I say walk, I mean chicken sandwich.  It was delicious!  It was actually the first solid piece of what I like to call "Soul Food" that I've had in some time.  You gotta reward yourself along the way or what's the point... oh yeah, I forgot about not dying.

**ON YET ANOTHER SIDE NOTE:

I'm going on record as saying I'm flattered by the support that has been sent in thus far.  This includes an unnecessary (AND I DO WANT TO STRESS UNNECESSARY) amount of "erotic" pictures sent from a certain group of people...

Now I don't want to generalize but there seems to be a common theme developing with these UNNECESSARY naked pictures.  They being as follows:

a) MEN. 

b) OVER 40

c) VERY HAIRY

d) DID I MENTION NAKED

e) FROM EUROPE

Apparently I have some serious street cred in various circles in Europe.  And apparently it is custom to send a naked picture of yourself instead of just saying "good luck".

So please please please PLEASE stop sending naked pictures of yourself to me.  Trust me, you've made your point.  I haven't slept in 3 days and I spend most of my time curled up in the corner of the shower rocking back and forth hoping the "bad men will leave my brain."

Until tomorrow...






 

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    • 2/5/2007 12:47 AM K.Ens wrote:
      So your not gay? Good to know...
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    • 2/9/2007 3:21 PM bethsheba wrote:
      Can I send you a nekkid picture of me?
      I'm female and american
      and I"m not that hairy
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    • 2/11/2007 3:26 AM Patricia wrote:
      Oh, this was so funny! You poor fellow!

      In defense of 'us over here', I can assure you that sending naked pictures of oneself is not a pan-European 'thing'. Most likely just a small segment of any society.

      Germans are Germans, French are French and Spanish are Spanish etc...believe me, the twain seldom meets. What can be said of one, doesn't necessarily go for the other! ;>D
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    • 3/14/2007 8:06 PM Callinan wrote:
      You realize, Jacob, that "bear" is a homosexual term for big, hairy men. The fact that you refer to yourself as "The Bear" can't help. It's like saying "god" and "God"...the devil (or in your case, the aging queen) is in the details. Godspeed
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    • 3/15/2007 2:32 AM Patricia wrote:
      What a stupid comment.

      So homosexuals 'also' use that term 'bear' for 'big hairy men'? So what?

      "The fact that you refer to yourself as "The Bear" can't help."

      Can't help what?

      That makes Jacob 'an aging queen'?

      I am sure you see your point in pointing all this out.

      Did anyone else get his 'intellegent' point?
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